Sisters, Flair, and Inigo Montoya: The Origin of Flair Members Only

January 10, 2024.


It was a cold Wednesday morning.

10:36 am to be exact.

I had just surfaced from a deep dive into short interviews with Mandy Patinkin. He discussed his time filming one of my favorite movies: The Princess Bride.

I texted a friend:

 
 


I was deep in my affection for Mandy Patinkin and André the Giant, and Princess Buttercup, and the whole inexplicably wholesome cast.

Fast forward to that evening.

5:10 pm.


My sister dropped off one of her love-bomb gifts.

It was a patch.

“Hello. My name is…”


Naturally, I texted the patch to my friend.

 
 

And then things escalated.

 
 

Flare.

My friend understood the reference.
More importantly, she understood the assignment.

She leaned in:

 
 

January 11, 2024 at 10:04 am:

 
 

And just like that, we were in Office Space territory.
Minimum required flair.

I wrote that we may have lost on Jeopardy.

She responded:

 
 

I wasn’t done.

 
 

IYKYK.

If you know, welcome to Flair Members Only.

 
 
 

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